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Michael

very sus human being he likes to sing

I like it fast, right in my ass (Hehehe, heh!)
I like it right after I cut the grass
Because I'm sweaty, I don't like girls named Betty
I like men, named, Carlton

I like when they black, 'cause I get on my back
And lift up my sack, and lick my ass crack
I don't play them games, I don't play them girls
I like it when them boys rock my world

I'm from that Westbank, I am a skank
I like dick, I'll play, I'll fuck yo click
'Cause I'll bend 'em over, in the shower
I'll do it for only two dollars (Hehehe)

jkjk overall very hot, cute and awesome personality
Hey michael
ahaha sksks heeyyy im gay
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Michael beat me at fortnite and now works at justin.inc
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A "smart" guy. I know him, he probably learned it from Youtube but whatever. He'll still ride for you though.
"My name is Michael and I know EVERYTHING about video games."
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A very charming guy. His sign does not matter because usually he gets along with people so quickly. Michael is always one of those handsome guys who takes everything way too seriously but deep down has a great and loving heart. He will do anything he can to love and protect you when your down or being bullied, even if your not friends and reach out to him saying your sad. Michael is usually really romantic and is so funny. He will be one of those guys who may date you and break up with you and this will repeat, maybe this is because of depression or family issues. If a Michael breaks up with you he probably just needs some time to be away from you, as in dating you (because of drama) but don't take it personally because even if Michael breaks up with you he still loves you and probably will get back with you shortly after.
If you ever meet a Michael don't mess with him, act cool and I am sure he will like you. Just don't act like someone your not because he doesn't like that.
by Theidiothehe October 2, 2020
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The type of dude to wear a salmon colored shirt.
Michaels wearing a salmon colored shirt again
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michael likes water
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a person who is annoying but always there for me...
MICHAEL SHUT UP U R ANNOYING ME
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