bed load

when your load touches your bed

"dude i got to excited and i shot my load all over my bed" "Bro thats a bad bed load"

by 69ingdudemonkey November 10, 2011

Dick Load

How much money Charlie Sheen is making right now.

Charlie Sheen is making a dick load of cash right now.

by Newyawk April 29, 2011

Docking and Loading

Inserting one penis into another, followed by ejaculation.

Thomas and Andrew were "Docking and loading."

by Hackelo December 15, 2015

Stug load

A massive amount of something, to the point that it becomes ridiculous and a potential burden.

Gamer 1: How much ammo you got?
Gamer 2: I got a stug load!
Gamer 1: Can you give me 300 ammo, I only have 40.
Gamer 2: Nah, got none to spare.

by Merkavar May 8, 2018

load pike

a made up curse word used by young children in the 70's

jordan: ugh, i hate john so much!

leif: i know right, he is such a load pike!

by leif dodel January 13, 2011

Lobster Load

When a man busts a nut while they have penile bleeding, resulting in the load looking like a white and red mashup as it drops into the toilet.

Dude 1: Bro! I just had the fattest lobster load! That shit was nasty!
Dude 2: That's sick, man!

by Filufiy June 18, 2019

Loaded Potato

Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it

Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!

by Guzzler Of Cum April 10, 2017