holy load

To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!

Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!

by bosshogg00 July 31, 2009

Load Receptacle

Describes someone whose life has hit such a low point that their only positive attribute is their ability to consume and hold endless loads of cum.

No wonder they broke up. That girl is a hard core load receptacle.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

bed load

when your load touches your bed

"dude i got to excited and i shot my load all over my bed" "Bro thats a bad bed load"

by 69ingdudemonkey November 10, 2011

Load face

Neighborhood girl who loves to blow you and your group of friends on regular basis

I've got a little Caine let's call load face after a couple lines we'll run a train

by Beancannon July 14, 2016

Musket load

Musket loading or musket load, is the act of applying a used pinch of dip to a woman’s asshole and proceeding to ram it in with ones meat sword, until fully loaded.

Phil: “How did last night go with Mrs. Bairds?”
Carter: “Well I gave her a musket load”
Phil:”Wicked, did she shoot off after?”
Carter: “Yeah, you can tell by the way that it is”

by Skrimp pimp February 21, 2020

load on the road

When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)

Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!

by Killer9080 December 29, 2013

Docking and Loading

Inserting one penis into another, followed by ejaculation.

Thomas and Andrew were "Docking and loading."

by Hackelo December 15, 2015