Jonas Brothers

Three gay ass wannabe rock pop singers who have degraded the meaning of rock only in a matter of a couple years, the only reasoned they ever got signed was cause they know how to suck cock.Its a shame the rest of america has fallen under there hypnotic spell, including A list celebrities like Oprah who had the nerve to let them play on her show

12 year old girl: Omg, Jonas brothers are super talented , they like write all there own songs and are an inspiration to america like omg,i could totally see joe hooking up with vanessa hudgens and kevin hooking up with Demi-Levoto like omg totally lol omg totally cool, like omg, best singers ever lol totally

A person walking by: to bad they take it up the bum.....

by Makaveli Fan October 18, 2008

Jonas Brothers

A horrible "band" made of three gay loser brothers. The older ones a show off and an attention hog, the youngest one expects everyone to feel sorry for him because he has diabetes, and the middle one is flaming fudge packer like his older brother. This fake band has to wear purity rings to let all their preppy 10 year old fans that sex is bad. What a fuckin load of bullshit!!!!!!!

Jonas Brothers kevin jonas nick jonas joe jonasgay gayly dressed fudge packer butt buddy

by Santana57 September 24, 2009

jonas brothers

Another new boy-band that is liked by tween girls who use lots of smileys when they write something. Their lead singer, Joe Jonas, basically just whispers and yells and it is counted as singing. If you have friends who like this band, be worried. Try to make them listen to real music so that they realize what crap the Jonas Brothers are.

Girl: omg i freaking love the Jonas Brothers, like, omg you have no idea.
Girl 2: stfu and listen to some real music

by yiggityYO June 10, 2008

Jonas Brothers

The gayest bad in human history. A group of fags who dont have any friends, and must instead hang out with their own brothers. All are extremely ugly and untalented, only Miley Cyrus is slutty enough to date one of them.

Person #1: Hey, I just googled the word "gay", so why did the Jonas Brothers come up for all the results?

Person #2: Dude, where have you been? Everyone knows he Jonas brothers are a bunch of flamming homosexuals

by JBs_sux September 27, 2008

the Jonas Brothers

a rock group, in the USA that shames music. Three brothers (Nick, Joe, and Kevin) playing in a band. Most girls who have bad taste and are tone-deaf listen to theses so called, ''the next Beatles''

even though they are nothing like The Beatles since The Beatles can at least hold a note and went international.

Hey have you heard of the Jonas Brothers

ummm yeahh the Jonas brothers have no voice, how did they ever get popular?

people have bad taste in music

ohhhhhhhhhh
THE JONAS BROTHERS

by Huntiong, Jung March 24, 2009

Jonas Brothers

They are a bunch of quir lookin mo fo's

Who made their debute on disney channel.

Girl 1:OmiGAWD the Jonas Brothers are so HOT!
Girl 2: What are you smokin? They be a bunch of quir lookin mo fo's

by jenny.123 October 15, 2008

Jonasfy

Meaning to "Jonas it up" Jonas Brothers. To make something,somewhere or someone Jonas-ed, relate to the Jonas Brothers, consists of the Jonas Brothers or a fan of the Jonas Brothers. Also:Jonasfied

Girl:Do you like how I decorated my party??
Bestfriend:I love the banners and glitters,but it needs...the Jonas Brothers!
Girl:Yeaahh! Let us Jonasfy!!!

by Camille M February 17, 2008