I have no idea --- I just work here

Then you SHOULD know (duh)!

It isn't fair to employ people to work for you, but then not tell them all of the basic stuff about your establishment, thus obliging them to sometimes humiliatedly reply, "I have no idea --- I just work here" when queried about something related to your company's operations or policies. Any employee should be able to answer most frequently-asked questions about your place of business that might logically be posed by the general public.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

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I-G-G-I

A simple way to confuse someone or a way to get out of a conversation fast.

"Hey what did you do last night?"
"I-G-G-I"

"Do you want to hang out?"
" I-G-G-I"

by Lemondroppletz September 07, 2021

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I-G-G-I

A simple way to confuse someone or a way to get out of a conversation fast.

"Hey what did you do last night?"
"I-G-G-I"

"Do you want to hang out?"
" I-G-G-I"

by Lemondroppletz September 07, 2021

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I reckon I can peace the story together

What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.

What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.

by QuacksO October 11, 2024

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