Floor Grabber

when you’re taking a massive or painful shit for example after eating taco bell and you feel trapped so you lean forward and grab the floor as if it will help

oh my got i just took such a massive shit, it was floor grabber level

by smellypewwbs May 5, 2022

penis grabber 2000

I have no friends so this is the only way i can have fun with my nonexistent friends

I am a penis grabber 2000

by MyPickle123 August 21, 2022

Goshen Grabber

A more painful sexual act than “cupping the balls” but not too dissimilar.

It involves a Beacon, peanut butter, and a man named Abe.

Lemiddle could no longer tea bag his victims as Abe had performed the Goshen Grabber on him.

by Danily September 11, 2022

pulling a gabbas

Masturbating in the school bathroom during a test because you're bored

fuck this test, im gonna go pulling a gabbas.

by Bugern October 14, 2016

More flabbin’ for the grabbin’

Just like "more cushin’ for the pushin’" except for super large girls.

Damn homie she look like she could be on my 600 lb life

All good bro, more flabbin’ for the grabbin’

by @celinemmorris April 9, 2019

Ghost butthole grabber

When you stealthily swim up on someone in the pool and you poke them in the butthole and then say "ghost butthole grabber... yeahhh"

I just got poked by that "ghost butthole grabber"

by Hizzlebadizzle March 31, 2022

goo goo gabba gabba gee

a fucking bop that is used when you leave a shitty company but still slay while doing so. usually followed by questionable lyrics.

goo goo gabba gabba gee, goo goo gabba gee gee :D
goo goo gabba gabba gee, I am no longer working for _________

by wynstarfield September 2, 2023