FedExcrememt

When a courier company sells you the promise to deliver your goods thats never fulfilled. When you complain you get told so many versions of the truth to get out of paying a claim..you end

with nothing. That's when you have been FedExcrememt.

Ricky was FedExcrememt today by the courier company ' 5 different stories' then they said his package was delivered so he can't make a claim..yeah his mother's ashes was delivered to the crack house down the Rd, they snorted her by now.

by MrMingeGeeta July 14, 2021

Federal Question

When an outsider is asking too many questions that sound suspicious. This person is known as a federal or a snitch.

Person 1: We were all up in the club getting LIT last night!
Person 2: What drugs were you doing who else was there?
Person 1: Ay bro what's with all these federal questions?

by watermelon joe November 5, 2021

Federico

Federico is an italian sweet but also savage guy, gifted with an incredible memory and smarter than you think he is. He is also capable of making literally EVERYONE laughs. Only thing is not to mess up with him cause he's gonna ignore you and probably kill you, at the end of the day he is such a nice person and always knows what to do. He is a good boyfriend and he's never going to complain about things normal people usually complain about. He loves to stay home but never misses a chance to go out and play tennis.

I tried to punch Federico but he dodged it and slapped me on the butt.

by alex97 November 21, 2021

Freda N. Merikan

A woman of substance that knows how to sweat blood to survive,good and caring nature. Sweetest person you'll ever meet. Kindest heart always giving and looking out for others. Loyal to no end loves while heartedly wears her heart on her sleeve. Not to mention sexy as ever most beautiful with a smile to die for. Very intelligent and interesting. This lady can socialize with anyone. She is the life-line of her family and only 1 she has been. She always has time to listen, and is a shoulder to cry on. Although emotionally confined, she dreams big and enriches herself with whatever resources are available. Always willing to embark on an adventure and push through her boundaries. This undaunted gal is blind to limits and carries the world bravely on her shoulders. Life does not get her down. She's a homemaker and excels at crafts. A sturdy, headstrong, and unrelenting person. Resourceful at every opportunity and a fighter, Freda never ceases to amaze. Easy to call friend with a heart of pure gold, kindness and gratitude are her rewards. This is a peace loving soul who wishes well on all. Someone you will never forget. To know her is to love her. Keep her close, she's a great companion and definitely a keeper.

Freda is One of most wonderful person with lovely voice when she singing

sometimes she could spent her time just scrolling sociomed and laugh herself out and that's Freda N. Merikan

by Eg M. H November 23, 2021

Bottle-Feeder

The nightclub equivalent to an ocean bottom-feeder. The girls who hover around the VIP section of a club to try and get to a table to drink for free off their bottle and acquire a false sense of status. They can often be found in super tight, short dresses dancing provocatively in front of the VIP section of a club trying to catfish a sucker.

"Robin, why are those girls being stage five clingers to our boyfriends?"

"Oh they're just being scavengers looking for a free drink ticket...they're just bottle-feeders, don't worry, no decent guy respects them."

by The Cason-Point December 13, 2013

pregnant fred

Someone who acts in an awkward but surprising way.

The kid who rocks the triangle at the school concert is a pregnant fred. The guy who catches the bouquet at the wedding is a pregnant fred.

by Sleepy Doober March 12, 2016

gingerbread fred

Your friend Fred who loves Christmas and is a ginger.

Don't worry guys, Christmas will be okay because gingerbread fred is on his way!

by katinkaling4215 November 23, 2016