fistationist

A person whom is a professional FISTER and Loves to gape your dad.

John cena straight fisted and gaped George Washington harder than any fisting you could EVER imagine. a Fistationist with a true career.

by ANoN2k2020 February 13, 2020

Festaurant

Festaurant is slang for a fast food restaurant

Burger King is a festaurant.

by _An*!!_€!¥nymousssssssss September 5, 2020

fietsa

It’s my mom’s fucking birthday

It’s my fucking fietsa!!

by kaijukaiju May 22, 2021

finsta

im about to (fill in the blank).
im thinking about doing (blank fill).
I anticipate doing in the first degree (blank fill)..

im finsta beat yo ass.

by swildnasty March 19, 2022

Da Fista

Fists anuses all day looong. Warning, start wearing a but plug around this douche.

Guy1: Have you saw Da Fista around lately?
Guy2: Yeah he's over there slamming a tender butthole with his fists of death.
Guy1: Well tickle my anus and call me Samantha.

by Da Anihilata December 23, 2013

Lit finsta

A fake Instagram account that embarrasses yourself.

For example, “@sarasuxweiners” might be an ideal name.

Wow! Your lit finsta is hilarious! - Seth Rogen

by NoodRac January 19, 2018

Felix Festa

this is the place where you decide if you want to be a whore, a crack addict, a weird fuck, or just fucking normal. If your not popular you were probably weird, like super weird and dressed like anime characters (yes, i saw that in school.) but this school had good mozzarella sticks tbh. Relationships don’t count till 8th grade, that’s where shit gets real, i don’t wanna hear that you liked a boy and he asked you out what the fuck u gonna do? hold hands?? lame ash. 8th thinks their the shit, 7th is where you discover drugs and 6th just ducking lame. you think your cool but your not you at the lowest tier. I thought I was the shit in 6th grade, most embarrassing thing ever your like shorter than everyone. Watch out for e wingers because they will rock your shit and they’re the scariest motherfuckers around. Overall schools kinda nice we got a pool but i don’t get why the high schools don’t. #putapoolinthehighschool

“Did you hear a kid at Felix Festa put a condom in a breadstick??”

by hey?? September 8, 2021