Thinking outside the dirtbox

To either accept your girlfriend's refusal to allow anal sex or to find a creative way to get her to change her mind.

Chris: My girlfriend says she finds the thought of anal sex disgusting.
Stu: Looks like you're going to have to start thinking outside the dirtbox.

by The Beastmeister November 10, 2013

South Jersey Dirtbox

Find a dead male deer, cut off its penis and chop it up into pieces. Mix it with a handful of moist dirt and shove it up your significant others ass. Let it ferment in there for an hour and proceed to eat the finished product.

I just at a South Jersey Dirtbox.

by Yupper Fupper November 30, 2023