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Cakesism

The Art of Cakesism is not merely a theory. It is a way of life. To be cakesist, you must feel cakesist. It derives back to the days of Calzones and Mahonies. The brain of a mahoney, and the mass consumption of calzones sparked the ignition of the era of cakesism.
But theres more to it. Cakesism is a system of beliefs, morales, and virtues which have transcended and altered the 21st century as we know it. Cakesism paved the way for future concepts and theories, and will be forever remember with such other great theories such as; Jingoism, Marxism, Buhdism, Fascism, and of course Communism.
"Hello good Sir, do you like my new $68.96 Diesel Hat?"

"I Do not, now go and swallow a knife.... good day sir!"

Notice how the user of Cakesism prevails.
by M Will July 20, 2008
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Carese

Tom: It is so hot outside.
Jerry: Not as hot as Carese.
Bob: True story.
by rolliegay December 24, 2009
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casual dates(cates)

where you are not strictly dating a person more like friends but you're able to go on casual dates with them and you both agree to dating openly, however he can't get mad if you're seeing someone else.
John: Hey, you want go on a casual date(cates)? All's you need is you and your cute self.
Betty(smiles): Sure, where to?
John: Starbucks... to grab a Mochiatto and just talk.

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Veronicah: Wait, so you're seeing two guys at the same time?
Missy: Yeah, it's called going on casual dates(cates).
by laurababe June 29, 2010
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roffle cakes

A term widely used on the internet when expresses ones appreciation for a "joke" or "hillarious phrase"

It means, "Rolling On Floor Fucking Laughing Endlessly" T

The "cakes" is used to form the phrase into a cute food like item.
Tim: Tony, your mum is really fat, she's like clinally obese you gay piss

Tony: Fuck off shit legs
Carl: ROFFLE CAKES!
by Andy_Lythe September 29, 2005
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Obesity Cakes

A stack of pancakes doused in about a pint of syrup and covered in butter, usually consumed for breakfast.
Man, I really need to sleep off those obesity cakes I ate at the pancake house.
by Easy P March 18, 2004
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Obama Cakes

Dad: "Can you make me some Obama Cakes?"
Daughter: "What?"
Dad: "Waffles."
by Sarah Ritter December 9, 2008
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Right Wing Basket Cases

Basically, all of the lunatic right wing sheep who follow the failed/corrupt Repuke-likkan party and have not one iota of critical thinking ability. Cowards
"Hey, why don't those Right Wing Basket Cases sign up to go fight that war they love so much!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
by Bill B. April 5, 2006
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