Brazilian Chili Bowl

The shaved female "Blumpkin".
Taking place on the toilet, when the waxed "man in the boat" recieves a licking while at the same time she (the oral receipient) takes a DUMPle stiltskin.

It takes a steady chin and a strong neck, but in thanks for shaving, my brother was able to give his girlfriend the best Brazilian Chili Bowl of her life.

by sinikalsin October 22, 2008

brazilian goal

having sex in a goal

see that girl over there
...yea...
i brazilian goaled that
goooooolllllllllassssssooooo

by asdfjkl;asdfstupid April 9, 2008

Brazilian Mud Cake

When fecal matter is visibly inside the vagina, it is caused by continuously switching between anal sex and vaginal sex.

Guy 1: "I gave my girl a Brazilian Mud Cake!"
Guy 2: "nice!"

by USAis#1 November 18, 2014

brazilian forest fire

when you light her pubes on fire and jizz on it to put the fire out

idk how tf to use brazilian forest fire in a sentence

by CumSquat December 23, 2015

brazilian bush rat

When a man with a beard eats a well shaven girls pussy, making it appear to have public hair.

The lumberjack performed his famous brazilian bush rat on the unsuspecting female.

by Shweemteam February 2, 2016

Brazilian Shit Bomb

When you’re doing anal and the girl has diarrhea and splurges shit on you and then you throw up on her back is disgust

Drake and Kelsie were doing anal and she shit on my dick and I puked and it was a Brazilian Shit Bomb

by BigBluesGuy December 5, 2018

Brazilian Hot Pocket

When someone sits on a nuclear reactor in Brazil and turns their asshole into a mutated monster with a 781 foot dick. The person is now called a host and the monster then shoves the 781 foot dick in the host's mouth, killing him/her with radioactive cum. Now the host's flesh is the crust and the filling is cum. Just like the Hot Pockets in my closet!

I was sitting on a nuclear reactor in my basement and got turned into a Brazilian Hot Pocket. Now I'm fucking dead.

by 89 year old bay 777 January 17, 2019