Australia

Oh yes the place where fucked up weird shit happens like losing. a war to a bird

Jose: hey did you heard a woman had sex with a toilet while them an was giving anal to the woman and a another woman licking the man balls and someone else giving anal?

jack: im sorry WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IN GOD NAME DID THAT EVEN HAPPE-

Jose: Australia

Jack: oh ok

by YAY_fucktheinternet December 15, 2021

Australia

Satans playground

“Hey have you been to Australia”

“Oh you mean Satan’s playground?”

by Short bean April 13, 2022

Max in australia

Very hot athletic and cute, wherever he goes women and men flock him. The one and only true definition of a homo

Wow I want to be like max in Australia to pull women and men

by Max in Australia April 14, 2022

Australia

ǝʇɐɯ ɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ ǝʎ

“ello mate, welcome to australia. nice weather were having aint it brah?”

by haha yez April 19, 2022

Australia Day Patriot

An Australian patriot is a lady that Nick thinks is super cute but since he sucks at starting conversations he put all this effort in to make an account and definition that you would hopefully find amusing.

As shown above, this took commitment, now I'd like you to show some commitment and give Nick your number 😘

Australia Day Patriots in 2021 are helping a young man try to find love in this big wide world

by EddieMaherbo January 25, 2021

Australia Effect

When you think today is tomorrow, but it's actually yesterday.

"I was sure today was Tuesday but it's actually Monday. Proper Australia Effect, I feel like I gained a whole-ass day ."

by mindzoo April 12, 2021

Australia

See Land Down Under

Mike: Hey Steve! Wanna go to Australia?
Steve: *starts playing Down Under by Men At Work

by Roman Catholics Making Pot April 13, 2021