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You Were Holding Your Member

A polite way of intimating that someone is being a wanker, or did something that constitutes wanking.
"You were holding your member when you wrote this, weren't you?"
by RTM 1963 November 8, 2022
mugGet the You Were Holding Your Membermug.

tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying
Dude her tits were almost in my face
by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021
mugGet the tits were almost in my facemug.

yea were besties 🥺

Term used by annoying fucking cunts, to tell the world how short their memory is.
Izzy: "👨 🦯"

Me: WHAT THE FUCK

Izzy: "???"

Me: YOU LOVE EMMY

Izzy: "yea were besties 🥺"

Me: OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING CUNT. YOU REPLIED TO ME SAYING I LIKED RADIOHEAD WITH 👨 🦯 AND YOUR FUCKING BEST FRIEND LOVES RADIOHEAD!!!!!

Izzy: "Oh lol sorry😅"
by jules019 January 3, 2021
mugGet the yea were besties 🥺mug.
In argument with JARED TO (THE FAGGOT OR FAG) throughout history is the problem.

THE CONCENSUS well , how TOXIC CAN WE GET JARED and not be against that as to truly serve up the TRUTH IN THE WORLD.

Some psycho JEW HATER of this movie , " EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX, BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK ?, the movie represented by WOODY ALLEN
EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? presented by a REUBEN SEXOLOGIST fails as both HOMOSEXUALS and not HETEROSEXUALS are the GRAVITY of the problem and how TOXIC it has to get to inform the concensus they are the OVERWHELMING CONCENUS OF PEDOPHILES.

So DR DAVID REUBEN as pay attention another REUBEN SANDWICH at hand is that how does a HOMOSEXUAL get that COCK or PENIS into that ASSHOLE has he has to force it up there as the ASSHOLE does not lubricate like the VAGINA and it hurts plus the FAGGOT wears out and not only that it is SEX AGAINST NATURE as clearly where in EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? shows clearly that these FAGGOTS and their DICKS call themselves GAY and all I met are far from happy so it is shown the hostility off THE INTERNET where ASSAULT AND BATTERY as well as MURDER takes place on the natural vulnerable human body.

This ASSHOLE DEXTER who seemed at first to be problematic anyway with that ADDICTIVE CRUSTAL METH gave CRYSTAL GEYSER WATER to show that the LAST CRY GREY SHITEATER will be the bigotry of showing THIS FAG GUY the book EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX , BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? by having WOOD CLEANER in the shower next to the AXE BODY SOAP presented a real TOXICITY TO IMMEDIATELY CAUSE INSTANT BLINDNESS if applied to SCALP or anywhere else since it contained METHANOL but JEWISH ANAL ALAN elected the SWAGGER BODY RINSE for far more conceited reasons
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 27, 2022
mugGet the EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK?mug.

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