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Empty noodles

Hair that has been bleached or stripped to shit so it’s frizzy af. No dye or pigment left, your hair is a shell.
Time to dye my hair again, I’m sick of these empty noodles!
by Shitdisturber1738 January 17, 2020
mugGet the Empty noodlesmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
mugGet the My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Releasemug.

EMPTY

"I feel empty".....There's is nothing else that can describe my current feeling
by Mkrksms November 22, 2021
mugGet the EMPTYmug.

empty barrel

Similar to the term 'empty suit' used in business circles, it refers to anyone who has a position of seeming importance and looks the part, but is actually ineffectual, incomptent, or stupid. Looks good on the outside but no content or substance.
Q: What do you think of the new congressman?

A: Not much-- mostly just an empty barrel, that one.
by Hundo-1 October 22, 2017
mugGet the empty barrelmug.

Empty threat from a finger gun

When someone threatens you with an imaginary godly punishment.
1: god will send you to hell for your heathen ways.

2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!
by Zombiewriter75 January 15, 2024
mugGet the Empty threat from a finger gunmug.

Empty the reservoir

Man I’ve gotta empty the reservoir it’s about to bust!
by Greatcornholio December 15, 2022
mugGet the Empty the reservoirmug.

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mugGet the <.7.9.7.6>It's Empty<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

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