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empty uniform

A term describing a person (particularly a woman) with no personality or character; can be used to describe an office worker who is nothing but a company drone punching the clock, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what do you think of that new receptionist?"

Guy 2: "She's hot for sure, but definitely an empty uniform."
by Immortal Pancake January 17, 2016
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Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.
Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.
by carguy311 July 29, 2018
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Emptying Bladder

To force all the pee out of ones full bladder leaving one with a reliever sensation
by Anonymous girl 1222 December 27, 2018
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Empty

Empty is telling someone you just had sex with (penetrative or not) that you cant cum or squirt anymore
Boyfriend: fuck baby stop sucking I’m empty

Girlfriend: babe please no more I’m empty
by Yenia August 31, 2021
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empty

baiting your teammates , doesn't play for team.
that kid is trash he only empty frags roaming
by nubzya-r6number1champ March 21, 2021
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Empty

Empty - to be in abundance, to have everything you need or to not need anything else in life.
I just got paid out 20 grand and bought a new dirt bike and a boat, fau brah your empty ass
by Sub Zero Point February 4, 2022
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empty sack of skin

noun phrase

When one's period feels like the world is going to end and only hugs, hot water bottles, and home cooking can allievate symptoms.

The phrase was popularised in East Croydon in the post pandemic era.
"I've had the heaviest thingy period in years and I am actually drained; well tonight I'm just an empty sack of skin."
by TheThirdJack October 4, 2021
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