cats

they have 2 goals.
1. kill human
2. take over the world

- I wanna kill my human. Lets use my paws! >:)
- whoa. my cat wants to kill me. Helpppppppppp.
CATS ARE SCARY

by kittypapaboy February 15, 2023

cat

the rulers of the internet

I don't need to explain. a cat is a cat.

by cat #937 April 11, 2018

Cat

an animal that has a tail and is scared of pickles, snakes, and bananas.

if you put a banana next to a cat while it's eating its food it will jump in the air.

by MeowDax October 27, 2020

Cat

They are Cute and fluffy if you have one your special cause

YES they also she a lot of hair

In japan cats say Nya in America they say Meow
"THEY ARE SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE I COULD JUST CUDDLE IT ALL THE TIME"
Cats can also be men whom play Jazz ...
Cats can also be rasing an anchor from out of the ocean but who gives a fuck

"look at that cute cat I JUST WANT TO P E T IT!!!!"

by Skyo-Chan December 19, 2019

Cat

/kat/ noun.

small domesticated animals with four furry legs and a tail. Meows often and can be dickheads but also cuddly. but this is not limited to walrusses, kangafuckingroos, foxes, chinchillas, and raccooons. Anything with whiskers is a cat.

*at the beach*
John: "Did you see that thing over there?"

Bob: "Is that a dolphin???"

John: "No its a seal, the water cat."

Bob:"Oh shoot you right."

by izljn January 1, 2018

cat

annoying feline creatures

the cat got stuck in the tree in a cartoon so they call the entire fire department to get them down even though they can just jump

by the person who exists February 17, 2022

cat

also known as sex kitten;
the hottest chick you willl evvvver see or meet.
she turns gay guys straight. a lot of ugly ass bitches are jealous because they want to look like her.
she is every guys helen.

guy: dayummm that is one fine ass cat! shittt.
girl: omg i wish i looked like her, but i'm an ugly bitch!

by iwillpwnUn00b February 21, 2009