a nigga that is weird and kind of ugly he acts nutty as hell in serious situations everyone calls him annoying
by john quake March 5, 2020
Get the sin wopmug. "Dad come pick me up, I swerved to miss a cow on the road and crashed into a ditch out in the wops."
by Anzacc October 9, 2020
Get the Wopsmug. by ChokesonChode February 10, 2018
Get the Woppedmug. Relentlessly encumbered by one’s own circumference. Can also apply as a descriptor for a males priapic appendage.
by dietkrampusdelight May 13, 2022
Get the Meat-woppedmug. by michael jordan34643 December 23, 2018
Get the maly woppedmug. The Doo-Wop Flop is a sexual maneuver in which the male places his erect "penis" through the hole of a standard 45 rpm record, preferably a highly sought after title of the doo-wop genre from the 1950's through the 60's. Coitus is then performed, with the challenge being the preservation of the records placement on the base of the "penis", along with it's structural integrity, and condition. After completion, the record is then safely removed and inspected for "damage" (fluids, surface cracks, etc.). This unorthodox performance has been described by doo-wop record collectors as a form of high-stakes gambling, in which they risk ruining their often extremely valuable, and sometimes priceless records in the process. Positive outcomes after this act is performed are often highly praised about among the community of enthusiasts and collectors, where as negative outcomes are met with sympathetic condolences for the collector's loss and misfortune of a ruined record.
Brad (a Doo-Wop Flop Extremist): Dude, last night was crazy. Jennifer and I wanted to try something new, something exhilarating, so we decided to execute the Doo-wop Flop. I used a scratched up copy of "Come Go with Me" by the Dell-Vikings. It was such an exciting challenge to keep the record on my shaft, and once I finished, I heaved her off of me and rushed over to the turntable before the playing surface crusted over, and let me tell ya, I didn't hear a single pop upon playback! ill never go back to digital noise reduction ever again.
Dennis(another Doo-Wop Flop Extremist):: Go figure! I actually frequent that maneuver. just 3 nights ago, I threw Becky off me so hard, and in my haste to platter the record, she actually jettisoned into my stereo setup, and cracked her head open. Unfortunately, she broke my turntable in about 3 pieces, therefore I was unable to get an accurate reading in terms of sound improvement. We will try it again when she is out of the ICU in 8-10 weeks.
Common variables for "The Flop" include but are not limited to:
-The record's value, rarity, and grade
-Duration and intensity of coitus
-Fluid levels
-Subsequent playback improvement or degradation
Dennis(another Doo-Wop Flop Extremist):: Go figure! I actually frequent that maneuver. just 3 nights ago, I threw Becky off me so hard, and in my haste to platter the record, she actually jettisoned into my stereo setup, and cracked her head open. Unfortunately, she broke my turntable in about 3 pieces, therefore I was unable to get an accurate reading in terms of sound improvement. We will try it again when she is out of the ICU in 8-10 weeks.
Common variables for "The Flop" include but are not limited to:
-The record's value, rarity, and grade
-Duration and intensity of coitus
-Fluid levels
-Subsequent playback improvement or degradation
by muddyford57 September 24, 2025
Get the Doo-Wop Flopmug. by frjrrkrkrkk October 29, 2018
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