lesbian tuesday

grab your favorite lgbt friend and a pack of your favorite cigarettes and head to your local open-late coffee shop!

hey emma, did you get the newports for lesbian tuesday?

by celiacb1tch January 27, 2021

No Toxic Tuesday

No Toxic Tuesday is where every Tuesday everyone is nice to each other even though you should do that anyways no matter what day it is.

Hey guys, It’s No Toxic Tuesday be nice to each other.

by NewNeon September 5, 2020

Ruby Tuesday

When the waiting staff at a restaurant say they will give you straws at least twice and forgets the straws every time.

"I'm so thirsty, where are the straws? I can't believe we're getting Ruby Tuesday'd right now!"

by nibble-flabbus July 13, 2023

toxic tuesday

When you make fun of somebody names Thomas and you just roast him all fucking day. Toxic Thomas

Can’t wait to make fun of Thomas on toxic Tuesday.

by Csorrentino December 29, 2019

Tuesday Lapdance

Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.

Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.

by Smackaroni November 1, 2022

Tush Tuesday

A variation of the Tumblr holiday known as Topless Tuesday where users post their tush(ass) instead of a topless picture

Anon "Hey wheres your Topless Tuesday picture"
Tumblr "I don't participate in Topless Tuesday but i did put a pic. up for Tush Tuesday"

by UnluckySe7en March 8, 2011

Turnt Tuesday

Turnt Tuesday is the day to be rambunctious and incite tomfoolery. Tis the day to get turnt on Tuesday. It is the day after Monday and before Wednesday also the National weekday holiday

“Wanna get fucked up” -RSN
“It’s Tuesday, no” -simple person

“But it’s turnt Tuesday”

by Dlenz October 18, 2023