aggressive tuesday

When you get fucked up on a tuesday

College kid 1: wanna drink?
College kid 2: on a tuesday?
Ck1: hell yeah its aggressive tuesday!
Ck2: lets get fucking wasted!

by Traw15 April 11, 2017

No Toxic Tuesday

No Toxic Tuesday is where every Tuesday everyone is nice to each other even though you should do that anyways no matter what day it is.

Hey guys, It’s No Toxic Tuesday be nice to each other.

by NewNeon September 5, 2020

Ruby Tuesday

When the waiting staff at a restaurant say they will give you straws at least twice and forgets the straws every time.

"I'm so thirsty, where are the straws? I can't believe we're getting Ruby Tuesday'd right now!"

by nibble-flabbus July 13, 2023

lesbian tuesday

grab your favorite lgbt friend and a pack of your favorite cigarettes and head to your local open-late coffee shop!

hey emma, did you get the newports for lesbian tuesday?

by celiacb1tch January 27, 2021

Tuesday Lapdance

Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.

Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.

by Smackaroni November 1, 2022

Turnt Tuesday

Turnt Tuesday is the day to be rambunctious and incite tomfoolery. Tis the day to get turnt on Tuesday. It is the day after Monday and before Wednesday also the National weekday holiday

“Wanna get fucked up” -RSN
“It’s Tuesday, no” -simple person

“But it’s turnt Tuesday”

by Dlenz October 18, 2023

toxic tuesday

When you make fun of somebody names Thomas and you just roast him all fucking day. Toxic Thomas

Can’t wait to make fun of Thomas on toxic Tuesday.

by Csorrentino December 29, 2019