Never Stress

Term popularized by fans of "Goatis," a raw carnivore and primal lifestyle advocate
Typically used in niche tiktok's showcasing raw meat on a wooden cutting board or a male walking barefoot in nature.
Means to keep your cortisol levels as low as possible even if it means negating moderate to intense physical activity, or any experience which may result in an acute rise in cortisol levels

Person 1: Bro I'm going to go on a run at 6AM, and complete a cold plunge and head to the gym after, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah bro, I'm sunning my testes and eating raw steak by the river, never stress!

by Jekc1029 July 2, 2025

dumb stressed

stressed over something that you really shouldn’t be stressing about

I’m dumb stressed over this crush

by therazzliestdazzliest May 24, 2018

Stress sack

When you use your mans testicles to alleviate stress. Gently squeezing the squishiness

Baby I have so much going on right now can I please use your stress sack!

by Ninarose2456 November 6, 2022

Stressed

Sittin here stressing

black friend using my car so I’m home paranoid and stressed that he will be arrested or fuck my car up

by anonymous January 21, 2022

stress dough

Cookie dough that one eats when stressed with school

I'll go buy the stress dough.

by Anonymous\// December 2, 2016

Stress-love

A love that is the more epic live but so stressful at the same time. A love where one minute you’re smiling over the thought of them and the next your thinking “Do they love me or do they just feel bad?”

Girl 1: “ so how’s your relationship?”
Girl 2: “ it’s stressful but so amazing at the same time!”
Girl 1: “ Oh stress-love.”

Girl 2: “yeah.”

by That Sad Girl:( July 2, 2021

Stressed

Hey bae, you are strong enough. Please don’t give up and just keep going and keep going! You are almost there, bae! It’s okay to fail. It’s okay to make mistake. This is the process for you to achieve what you want. Trust me, you are almost there. In the end, you will rest and be satisfied with the achievements you have achieved. Just keep going and make yourself proud. Fighting!!!

If you are stressed, please read this :)

by Cokooknut December 3, 2021