Fade the load

To accept semen. Either inside your mouth, vagina or ass.

Clark: hey guys have you see Andrews new shoes, they are so cool

Alex: If you think hes so cool just fade the load

by Tazybad June 23, 2016

load on the road

When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)

Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!

by Killer9080 December 29, 2013

Load Receptacle

Describes someone whose life has hit such a low point that their only positive attribute is their ability to consume and hold endless loads of cum.

No wonder they broke up. That girl is a hard core load receptacle.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Lobster Load

When a man busts a nut while they have penile bleeding, resulting in the load looking like a white and red mashup as it drops into the toilet.

Dude 1: Bro! I just had the fattest lobster load! That shit was nasty!
Dude 2: That's sick, man!

by Filufiy June 18, 2019

bed load

when your load touches your bed

"dude i got to excited and i shot my load all over my bed" "Bro thats a bad bed load"

by 69ingdudemonkey November 10, 2011

holy load

To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!

Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!

by bosshogg00 July 31, 2009

nose load

When attempting to ejaculate on a person's face but the shot accidentally/purposefully goes into one or both of the nostrils thus causing a runny semen nose. This is also referred to as the mistaken angry dragon. When successfully attempted, sexual reward should be due.

I tried to finish on her face but accidentally gave her a nose load.

by Nose-lover February 9, 2018