pootie scoop

Describes the act of snatching or redirecting a buddy's potential sexual conquest.

Also, pootie scooped, pootie scooping

Jake: Man, you see the chick Frank just scored?

Paul: Just wait til he goes for a wee. I'm definitely pulling a pootie scoop. She's going home with me!

Jake: That's cold.

by acehole2 July 5, 2010

The Poop Scoop

The Poop Scoop is a sexual act performed by two parteners where one inserts there hand into the others in a spoon shape as the other releases excrement.

Person 1: Oh my god, did you hear Becky did the Poop Scoop with Jimmy?

Person 2: Nosh mate that’s fucked.

by NoshyCap March 21, 2019

Scoop and Pull

When you are riding your significant other, and he lifts and pulls you by the cheeks..to where you are hovering over his face.

"Oh my god. I was riding him and all of a sudden he gave me a scoop and pull on his face..it was awesome!!"

by Guac February 5, 2009

Dick Scooping

1. When a girl is good at picking up men
2. she gets more than 4 numbers in a day from hawt boys

Girl "Hey, how you doing? can i haaav yo number? "

Boy "Yeah"

^ doing this more than once in a day is dick scooping

by ThePRO dick scooper October 17, 2011

scoop dick

A person who looks like they have zero skill and performs with zero skill.

Caleb looked like a complete scoop dick trying to play basketball.

by Vauhgn June 28, 2016

Rice Scooping

The Art of Rice Scooping is when you cuff your hand and scoop someone’s breast, this is mainly a dumb game guys do in the locker room.

Rice Scooping is when you cuff your hand and scoop someone’s breast.

by RiceAssassin June 7, 2019

Chili-Scooping

The act of immense flirting in an incredibly thirsty way. Usually ends in the exchange of phone numbers and awkward eye contact.

*stranger walks up, asks for help with a problem*
Stranger: "In case I have a problem can I have your number?"
You: "Sure"
*gives number*

Friend: "GURL he is scooping yo chili so hard"
You: "What is chili-scooping?"

by tandell September 6, 2013