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bitch tired

‘Bitch tired’ refers to a demeanor when you look so tired that it looks like you just got done with a whole day of bitching.
Joe: how was your flight?

James: it was hell dude, got stuck at the airport after my flight was cancelled, then got seated next to a baby

Joe: damn dude, you look bitch tired.
by Giraffesarentreal12 December 27, 2019
mugGet the bitch tiredmug.

fuzzy tire

A man with a hairy belly who also suffers from Dunlap disease, which is when the large belly girth spills out over the belt. Theoretically, this can also happen to a woman, but because women are less likely to have hairy bellies, it most predominantly affects men. Usually when a female has this condition, it is more evenly spread around the waist, causing a roll of fat all around the top of the pants that is commonly referred to as a "muffin top".
"I wish the neighbor dude would wear a t-shirt when he mows the lawn. No one wants to see that fuzzy tire."
by Fallie the Pally March 18, 2010
mugGet the fuzzy tiremug.

tiring-biring

The word means to move back and forth just like a spring . This is a phonetic sound derived from Bangla (also know as Dharnarthak Soubdha) (This word can be used to describe a impatient or joy or excitement.
After getting rewarded ,the little boy was tiring-biring around.
by Mister Negative November 24, 2021
mugGet the tiring-biringmug.

Loyd's Tire

A Loyd's Tire is a type of practical joke as well as a right of passage for teenage boys. A piece of cardboard is duct-taped to a car tire which then makes a fwop-fwop noise like a flat tire. The story goes that a guy named Loyd who lived in Kansas taught his two sons this when they turned 13, Loyd then instructed them to spread it to two of their friends when they turned 13. The only rules about Loyds Tire is that you must be 13 to know, you must NEVER do it to a parent (a rule made by Loyd himself), and you must spread the knowledge to two people. Since then the Loyd's Tire has spread to all corners
"Dude, Charlie's uncle thought he had a flat tire but it turned out Charlie had just turned 13 and learned about Loyd's Tire."
by da bous July 4, 2012
mugGet the Loyd's Tiremug.

Tire Rack

Currently ranked by CNET as the #1 company to purchase tires from. At their headquarters in South Bend, IN, the warehouse manager, Jose, will gladly lick your butthole in exchange for a dirty nickel.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I just got a job at Tire Rack!

Guy 2: Oh man! Your asshole is about to be so chapped! Don't let Jose smell any nickels on you.
by JoséIsGay October 4, 2020
mugGet the Tire Rackmug.

rusty tire

a sexual act similar to a rim job where your partner doesnt wipe there ass and the other partner eats there ass out when the shit is crusty
Girl:Hey can you give me a rusty tire
Boy:again
by weebtrash2103 December 21, 2016
mugGet the rusty tiremug.

tire butter

Tire butter is the lubricant for tires that’s also for your ass.
Make sure you wipe off all the tire butter when you’re done
- John James
by Johnbutter April 3, 2021
mugGet the tire buttermug.

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