A fuck cream sundae is when a male ejaculates onto a freshly made sundae during the end of sexual orientation. He then proceeds to put a cherry on top and begins eating it with his spouse out of sexual pleasure. If his spouse is male thats hella gay.
Guy 1: how wacky are you guys in the bed room?
guy 2: super, last night we shared a fuck cream sundae
guy 1: ya'll fuckers stay away from me and my family do you understand? i will not hesitate to call the fucking cops.
guy 2: super, last night we shared a fuck cream sundae
guy 1: ya'll fuckers stay away from me and my family do you understand? i will not hesitate to call the fucking cops.
by Shred June 24, 2018
Get the Fuck cream sundaemug. A variation on the chocolate sundae in which someone shits on another person's chest, ejaculates on top of it, then smears it around the person's chest and genitalia.
"Yeah, she's into some really weird shit... Last night I gave her a sundae musher and she spooned it off and ate the whole damn thing."
by The Fifth Floor January 29, 2009
Get the sundae mushermug. Sexual dessert.
Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.
May also include a little red.
Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.
Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.
Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.
May also include a little red.
Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.
Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.
My last booty call made me a mayonnaise sundae so I'm expecting a good time in the club this weekend!
by Sunnaise December 11, 2016
Get the mayonnaise sundaemug. During intercourse make truffle butter, and a lot of it. Once you have enough to fill a large ramiken or small bowl, take a torch to the top of it similar to baked alaska
by Mushroom print ur mum March 28, 2021
Get the Hot Fuck Sundaemug. The act of taking a steaming hot shit in the females vagina, cumming on top of the shit, and then pissing on it. Then you take a spoon and eat all that shit up!
by GammAndrew January 20, 2018
Get the Hot Fudge Sundaemug. When a girl poops a long turd and puts it between her buttcheeks and a guy then ejaculates all over it, resembling a chocolate banana sundae with white sauce.
Sorry that I'm late to work. I had to clean up the booty banana sundae off my wife.
"That booty banana sundae was so messy."
"Yea, you know how sticky it gets."
"That booty banana sundae was so messy."
"Yea, you know how sticky it gets."
by SaucyFartTart69999 October 5, 2022
Get the Booty Banana Sundaemug. A hot fudge sundae in the Midwest States consists of a pulled beef or pork with brown gravy, and typically two scoops of frozen ice cream on the same plate. It is a commonly found fair food. Although it is typically unheard of in areas outside of the Midwest and gets a bad rap among many for sounding unhealthy.
We have to go to the fair, I heard Julian's have a booth and they are making their hot fudge sundaes!
by Midwestfanatic January 4, 2019
Get the Hot Fudge Sundaemug.