Southern sledgehammer

When a tick bites the head of your penis and it swells.

Sorry babe, no sex tonight. I was in the woods today and came home with a southern sledgehammer

by Adenamarie July 25, 2023

Southern Abortion

When you fall down the stairs.

*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!

by headshotcraft April 7, 2023

southern diner

A term for a vagina

Would you like to eat at my southern diner

by Rockinbooty May 4, 2016

southern wreath

A toilet seat hung from the door to celebrate Christmas.

Billy Bob went to the junk yard to find an old toilet seat to use as a southern wreath to decorate the trailer's front door.

by Chad DD December 25, 2008

Southern Tyke

A species of fish commonly found in northern Minnesota, specifically near the area of Finlayson. Related to the Northern Pike. The Southern Tyke swims upside down due to its familiarity with the southern hemisphere.

Governor Jesse Ventura: "We weren't catching any Northerns that day so we started fishing for Southerns. The Southern Tyke puts up one hell of a fight!"

by Phantom Lord March 7, 2017

southern bell

1. a farmer's hot daughter

2. a really shitty phone company

1. She looks like a southern bell.

2. There is no phone in southern bell.

by resinsmp February 25, 2004

Southern Slut

1) Girls who go to Duke, or other fratty Southern Colleges.

2) A member of the underground country band, the Southern Sluts

She was all over him at that frat party, she's such a Southern Slut.

by Limin' October 27, 2011