Seattle Mafia

the corporate powers that rule Seattle (one of America's most corrupt cities), along with their various "gatekeepers," including the politicians they have installed in office, the media and various phony activists

Bill Gates is a Seattle Mafia kingpin.

by David Blomstrom May 22, 2006

Seattle

(noun) A city of metrobores, junkies, tame protests, post-college so-called artists and software engineers.

(adj) Referring to anything for which Seattle is known. Usually used by people stuck in Kansas who wish they lived somewhere cooler.

Dude. That's so Seattle.

by rumtussle March 4, 2011

seattle prep

private school on capitol hill filled with the most spoiled, richest kids in seattle and most likely the richest kids in washington. eduacation is very high and mostly everyone are overachievers.

tori: you know matt goes to seattle prep?
leah: his parents own the company my parents work for. aren't all the kids there stuck up?
tori: duh everybody who goes there lives in a mansion with a private jet

by fhgsahfbsubfsduy June 25, 2008

snattle

A slang term for a penis

Suck my snattle

by easa123 July 26, 2011

scuttlebuttscorner

-noun-
-A situation where you are surrounded and you cannot talk your way out of it. other wise known as Let's Stalk Lunch.
-A person suffering from multiple personalities can also be described with the same word..

"I have never been in such a scuttlebuttscorner before, this is all so new to me, I desperately need assistance"

by Shawnio November 25, 2013

Seattle

Once a world class city, known for the 1962 Worlds Fair, the Space Needle and the Seattle SuperSonics, it is now a shell of what it once was. With a city government who taxes everything and everyone in the city limits, as well as adds bans to plastic products, meanwhile allowing drugs and crime to run rampant. Seattlites call it “progressive” while the rest of the US looks at Seattle and scratches it’s head. People here try to be “hip” and “cool” when in actuality they are just embarrassing themselves. The “Seattle Freeze” is all too real as well. If you move from another place and are a single individual with no friends in the area, expect your life to stay like that. People don’t move to Seattle for the social scene, they move to Seattle because A) Their jobs brought them
Here, or B) they have lost all hope in anything else and decided to start “fresh” or C) Los Angeles sent them here cause they were homeless and the bus ticket was free. People flock to Seattle, but complain how sucky it is and they do nothing to change their life, they just complain.

So if you can deal all of the aforementioned, PLUS 10 months of clouds and drizzle, homelessness, violence on the streets, possibly getting stabbed in the foot by a used needle and contracting some Blood Bourne Pathogen, being Anti social, and need to drink just to cover the depression all this causes, this is the place for you!

Sam- Hey Tom want to move to Seattle?

Tom- Ha Ha Ha, for what? That’s the most depressing place on earth!

by MrJigglyPoof May 28, 2019

toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".

Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap

by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021