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plank daddy

When you order extra crumbs at Long John Silver's and they toss in a free fish plank in your bag.
Damn... Jeff got free fish by just asking for crumbs? He is a certified Plank Daddy!
by Step mom Salad November 24, 2021
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plank

1. (noun) A physical exercise where you hold your body parallel to the ground using just your forearms and toes — builds core strength and mental fortitude.

2. (verb) To remain emotionally and financially unshaken during a meltdown — especially in crypto.

3. A state of complete meme alignment with a token that requires zero motion, zero emotion, and infinite conviction.
“Bro held a 5-minute plank and saw God.”
Everyone sold the dip. He just planked.”
“She doesn’t trade. She planks.”
by randallrandy May 29, 2025
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Man Plank

A man plank is when a group of friends embark on a wild adventure in Edinburgh. An adventure that usually ends up with them lying on top of one another in a plank like formation. Erections touching rectums.
Gaz loved the man plank. It was the best time of the year.
by CraigEvansEmbo January 9, 2024
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plank time

smallest possible time that science NOW can handle
its the speed of light in vacuum passing one plank volume
errrrrrrrrr there are more plank time in one second than how many second since the big bang started
by QSXDRFVGYHNJI November 22, 2021
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spaz plank

When a spaz meets a plank! The bastard child of Dumb and Dumber! too stupid to be simply labeled a spaz, too backwards to be simply labeled a plank - spaz plank.
"Darn Pa, I seems to have spilt moms cherryade on the dawg again"

"Shit Rufus you spaz plank, you're no son o' mine"
by Liam J. Taylor April 29, 2008
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sitting on a plank

When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs
Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn
by arcanev4 February 21, 2025
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Plank

Describing a very erect penis.
"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"
by Csj420 November 15, 2020
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