pistol douche

One whom exclusively uses the pistol in a shooter game, especially by just using it to pistol whip. Usually frowned upon by all other players, especially in the XBOX 360 game Gears of War.

In a Gears of War Match:

"That guy's being a pistol douche. He never uses any other weapon!"

by bigmax June 17, 2007

Pistol Pedicure

(nounl

Also: Pistol-pedicure, Pistolpedicure

Definition:
When someone spectacularly sabotages themselves while trying to look clever, confident, or in control. The spiritual cousin of “shooting yourself in the foot,” but with added flair, delusion, and gunpowder residue.

Etymology:
Born from the unholy marriage of self-inflicted wounds and personal grooming, because if you’re going to destroy your own credibility, at least make it fashionable.

Usage Notes:
Common among politicians, influencers, and anyone who begins a sentence with “I’m not racist, but—”.

See also:
Self-scorch, ego exfoliation, career colonic, verbal ricochet.

“Jeff tried to impress his boss by explaining how he would run the company better. Now he’s unemployed and his team threw him a going-away gift card to the unemployment office. Classic Pistol Pedicure.”

by APedant October 18, 2025

the Sex Pistols

A pretty awesome punk band that was founded in 1975 and made the famous songs Anarchy in the uk and god save the queen. The band was hated in britain and they were very controversial.

-Hey do you want to see the sex pistols tonight at the consert?
-yea

by Dif1891 fuck aik June 19, 2018

pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿.

a pistol emoticon. really bro

pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿. (-_-) i want to do this

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan October 26, 2020

Sex Pistols Dickwad

a person who gets someone in trouble, especially wrongly or in a way to mess with or underestimate them.

A Sex Pistols Dickwad is trying to get poor man in trouble just for the fun of it and without proof.

by imnotajuvenile0101 July 23, 2024

Pistol

A slang term for a man's penis.

We've all seen his pistol. He usually takes it out at least once whenever he gets drunk.

by elliot_ October 3, 2023

pistol plug

Perhaps the worst idea for administering drugs since 'hot railing'; a quantity of the powdered drug is placed into the barrel of a cocked air pistol and fired into the rectal cavity, resulting in destruction of the capillary rich rectal lining and consequently immediate absorption. Bioavailability: 95-99%. Also known as 'Prolapse Popping'.

'White male, early twenties, heavy bleeding from the anus, pulse is 140, speech incoherent, air pistol found in seat of pants, suspected pistol plug - ETA 8 minutes, will update on route.'

by molokosabaka October 20, 2014