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Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP
Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.
by Al Golston November 20, 2011
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Pistol whip

To strike your partner in the face/head with your penis
Len threatened to bite Mark’s penis during a blowjob, so Mark pistol whipped Len and left a mushroom shaped bruise on Len’s forehead.
by Ben Lougie November 7, 2021
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Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe!

A new form of the game Rock, Paper, Scissors in which Shoe steps on Spiderman, Spiderman steals Pistols, and Pistols shoot Shoe laces.

start by yelling SPIDERMAN,PISTOL,SHOE,I CHOOSE YOU!
Matt-I played Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe! and won everytime!

Dan-Let's play now!
by MATTizAWESOME May 21, 2010
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Sex Pistol

A Stand that using by a guy that hates number 4 and like to shoot himself
"MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" -Sex Pistol number 5
Pass! Pass! Pass! HEE HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Sex Pistol-
by D U W A N G G A N G August 24, 2019
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Lick the back of the pistol

Liam says to Sonaiya "Can i get a pencil" Sonaiya then replies "Lick the back of the pistol.
by The dick slasher January 28, 2025
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