A Persian meal

When a man farts while getting a blow job

He was getting a blowy and he gave her a Persian meal

by chickenfoot35 June 3, 2022

Persian Hot Dog Stew

The stew/soup created from the amalgamation of semen left over inside of a woman after being gangbanged and force-fed to all the contributors. Persian hot dog stew requires the semen from all participants and is best collected from the mouth, vagina, and asshole after a vigorous gangbang. Ideally the stew is vigorously mixed up immediately and force-fed to all males involved upon conclusion of the last cumshot.

Did you get force fed Persian hot dog stew after we gangbanged the chick from psychology class? It was a hearty stew, I think twelve guys contributed to it and she forced us all to eat it!

by Mr. Meseeks April 19, 2022

persian espider

the Persian espider is known as "Behnam" who scared a girl Avin in a sleepover because her friend Sophia showed her a picture of a spider and she was like " wow look espider" then Avin jumped out of the bed and started canceling Sophia then started crying. 💀✋

I will have seggs with the Persian espider

by seb and elena January 19, 2021

Filthy Persian

A sexual act simular to the mushroom stamp, but instead of the penis smack to the forehead, it is smacked on a person's belly button or naval

I gave a girlfriend a filthy Persian after she had gotten her belly button pierced.

by DKRemedy February 6, 2021

Persian

basics:
not necessarily iranians
not white
not all are muslims
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features:
big noses
thick hair
body hair
long eyelashes
full lips
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-exceptionally talented poets/authors
-the best food tbh
-unique cultures/traditions going back thousands of years

Person 1: Oh my god, can you believe she's not wearing mascara?
Person 2: She's persian, must be nice to have long eyelashes..

by coolperson_999 April 18, 2021

persian pump

A term used to define a non Persian man who desires the life of a greased up sex jigalo, although in reality he is your average middle aged white man

Look over there that dudes a total Persian pump , poor dude is never getting laid

by Catmilkmillionaire May 16, 2021

Persian Time

9 oclock basketball starts at 9:30.

Me: What time we playing basketball tomorrow?
Persian Man: At 9.
Me: Persian time?
Persian man: Yes.
Me: Ok! See you at 9:30.

by Shit Life Jimmy September 1, 2024