Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.

Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.

by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023

punt

combination of punk and cunt

"that kid's such a punt"

by elizabeth237 October 14, 2014

punt

To kick a girl in her vagina.

Jeri's just mad 'cause her boyfriend just punted her ass out on the street!

by bumbler_on_the_run September 18, 2014

Punts

A derogatory slur used to describe someone who resides in Letchworth Garden City, Hertforshire, UK.

Person A: Oi punts get back to letch croff4spoff

Person B: At least I am no Shitchiner

by I wish I was a Punts September 8, 2025