FARM TO TABLE

TAKING YOUR GENITALS OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND LAYING THEM ON A DINING TABLE.

SCOTT CAME OVER LAST NIGHT AND WENT FARM TO TABLE ON US AFTER DESSERT.

by Fridayso August 16, 2019

farm huntin'

The sport killing of farm animals with a hunting rifle.

After downing a sixer of Budweiser on an empty stomach, Jason hopped his neighbor's fence to do some farm huntin'

by Mike Payne March 14, 2008

wench farm

Whore house, especially in Midwestern and southern regions

Well howdy Bill, it's been awhile since you got some. 'Bout time you head on over to the wench farm and have you a good time.

by 2Naughtynurses January 2, 2017

Shoebox Farm

A collection of small trashy double wide trailers; aka a trailer park.

Look at that large shoebox farm!

by ShoeboxLife September 20, 2019

spite-Farming

The act or process of irrationally continuing to farm an unviable farm simply because you still hold the associated governance token in hopes that you can will the token price up.

Due to their withdrawal fee I've been spite-farming $BADGER for months

by kingofcope May 22, 2021

hate farming

The act of planting the seeds of chaos, drama, and or conflict on social media.

A members of a high school clique will often resort to this tactic in order to create gossip about having haters. Some narcissistic people, usually in high school, secretly desire haters. They feel as tho it makes them look cool to “have haters” and gives them a degree of clout in social circles. It also helps ferment some juicy group chat conversations and drama gossip. This is similar to covert trolling.

Kelsey knew she would look bad if she was overtly provoking those nerds at the anime convention. So she resorted to hate farming them. Now she can look like an angel in front of everyone because she has so many haters and doesn't respond to them. You go girl! *not!

by Mr.HateFarmer November 18, 2021

Monkey Farming

Two people having sex while wearing gorilla costumes. A banana in the bum and penis in the vagina , while watching Planet of the Apes and making monkey sounds

The wife and i got bored and did a little monkey farming before the costume party.

by Krakatoa Balboa October 15, 2018