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eye-beam

A structural/support-column of varying size --- i.e., ranging anywhere from a simple length of 1X3 strapping all the way up to a bleepin' GIANT SEQUOIA trunk, depending on how big a hypocrite someone is --- located in the orbital-cavity of many humans, particularly sniffy-arrogant tongue-cluckers and overly-critical finger-waggers who squintingly notice minute specks of sawdust in other people's eyes.
It should be unnecessary to actually purchase much if any framing-lumber to build a new church; one initially only needs to invite large numbers of people to come to an outdoor service in a vacant lot, and then just cast out all their eye-beams and stack them up in a huge pile at once side of the lot... as we all know, the bulk of church-attendees are major hypocrites, anyway, and so there should be no shortage of 2X4 studs, 4X4 posts, floor-truss members, railroad-ties, etc. Extra points if you also ask each member of said congregation to bring a handful of nails; you should then be able to start construction immediately! And don't fret that said holy sanctum is being fabricated from sinful materials --- it's common knowledge that most churches were "built on hypocrisy" anyway, so you should be all good.
by QuacksO October 19, 2019
mugGet the eye-beammug.

Beaming Shatner

A: when you are getting a blow job from someone who is actively pooping on a toilet

B: A reverse blumpkin
I needed some toilet paper in jail and the guy told me he needed a beaming shatner in return
by Stove42069 June 22, 2023
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beam something up

I’ve beam something up for just 1$ each!
by krychu September 12, 2017
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Beamed

When getting your pockets ran on HCF By ChiraqShooters

Or hitting a lick on a reject on og users
K. : I TAGGED HIM

P. : I KILLED HIM!
K. : Get Beamed reject.
by KDotHCF October 13, 2021
mugGet the Beamedmug.

beamed

When you lose all your pixel items in roblox and lose 30,000 dollars
Yo I just got beamed and lost 500K robux
by 8racks April 13, 2023
mugGet the beamedmug.

the laser piss beam of death

A term that can be related with Alfred Coleman/paperboxhouse’s role as dr robotnik in snapcube’s sonic adventure 2 fan dub during eggman’s twitter announcement. This term can be used to flex the shit on someone you are about to verbally in real life or physically in a video game destroy.
Face the laser piss beam of death you moron
by JackerEgg July 4, 2024
mugGet the the laser piss beam of deathmug.

Pain Beam

Teacher: Sit down.
Student: I'm sorry, I can't due to the pain beam I received last night.
by daswassup August 26, 2010
mugGet the Pain Beammug.

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