a person who is only your friend for your weed, you can tell if your friend is a weed mouse if he does not even know your last name. can also be a person who secretly and quietly steals your weed that you stashed.
by kelsicoca February 18, 2013
Ben's 'Mouse' is another word for his flat, hairy, no shafted, wrinkly ball-sack. In essence, Ben's mouse is not a penis, it's just a dangling sack in between your legs.
by StinkyBret October 24, 2019
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A dirty mousey dude who doesn't know how to keep his apartment clean and you only realize this once you wake up after going home with him the night before. Basically, a boy in his twenties who is filthy.
by Fanneycandy December 10, 2017
Treading water, doing the minimum to get by. Originated from working on a "PC" or Personal Computer. If there is no activity for several minutes in a row, the screen will go blank or a screensaver pops up, showing your co-workers that you are not doing any work (both in the office and monitoring remotely). So to "Move the Mouse" is to do just enough to get by as to not be outed as a slacker or non-productive.
by Tony Da Wonerful February 20, 2014
by Ginger_jesus1234 July 20, 2019
I was Minnie mousing it for lols
by shit ,my bra is twisted March 07, 2015