The last Bohemian Chess Match between Dave and I ended when his mom noticed the white stain on her t-shirt
by Shdnn mcmvtkidicn February 17, 2024
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Tl;dr the wingman no one asked for
Tl;dr the wingman no one asked for
Boy: “hey, how was the test”
Girl: “did great, thanks for asking”
Annoying person: “Heh W RIZZ”
Boy: “stop being a match maker”
Girl: “did great, thanks for asking”
Annoying person: “Heh W RIZZ”
Boy: “stop being a match maker”
by HistoricalFanatics March 3, 2024
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Person 1: How did you feel about your performance today?
Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.
Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.
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