Lmao i aint no custodian

When someone tells tou to pick up something but on the deadlocs you don't want to

Occonel: pick that bag up
Bonathanos:lmao i aint no custodian

by jewslayer42069 March 11, 2019

Lmao

Formerly meaning "Laughing My Ass Off" but now it's just another overused word, thanks to those emo bitches that like spamming it.

Emo Bitch 1: LMAO LMAO LMAO anxiety and depression and memes lmao!
Emo Bitch 2: I can't wait to go home and cut myself while listening to mumble rap!

by TehKeyboardKrasher May 21, 2019

Lmao

An acronym used to mis hurt feelings. Lmao stands for Laughing My Ass Off.

Friend-“so I heard she cheated on you”
Me-“Lmao yeah she’s a hoe”

by Meh_553 June 5, 2019

Lmao

Lick my ass out. Only said when you and ya homie feel gay one night «no homo tho», and you want him to lick your anal opening

Steve: Yo homie can you LMAO
Todd: Sure but no homo tho cause that’s that gay shit you feel me
Steve: Ya no homo bro

by lmaomeanlickmyassout June 7, 2019

lmao

“Laughing My Ass Off”, alternatively a phrase you put at the end of a sentence so people won’t get mad.

Person One: what’s 10x10?
Person Two: You’re an idiot lmao

by insanepickle8 June 13, 2019

LMAO

MARIO

LMAO IS NOW MARIO

by ftsnek August 14, 2019

Lmao

Lick My Ass Oni-Chan

Her: You wanna have sex
Him: Lmao

by SamFaggu August 24, 2019