KFC Blues

A term used for someone who has eaten KFC before or after a drinking session and momentarily suffers from severe drowsiness and zombie like symptoms.

Two beers in and I regret going to KFry. I've got the KFC Blues.

by Thebigmacattack March 18, 2016

kfc condom

When you take chicken skin and wrap it around duck as a makeshift condom and have rough anal sex

I fucked a kfc cashier with the kfc condom

by Enzobenzomenzo December 23, 2023

KFC Nutty Crunch

When you tongue a girl's unclean butthole (because she didn't wipe), and you land up pushing your tongue too far down her cornhole that you catch last night's dinner on your tastebuds. But you're too far gone to pull out your tongue, so you keep throating her hole while you swirl a mix of saliva and nuts between her sphincter and your mouth.

I tongue-puncher her butthole so hard that I mixed up a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH - at least I got to eat for free that night.

by DJ CHAD January 18, 2019

Leftover KFC

It is literal cum. It is one of the greatest late night snack to have while playing fortnite.

“Oh yeah i had leftover kfc last night”

by Johnson Giver December 10, 2020

KFC Blood Oath

Eating KFC is a delicious extravaganza. A mouth watering joy of essence itself. But the Kernel will take back what it’s due. One may eat of its tastiness now, but the one will suffer from severe fire poops that draw blood shortly after. And this is the KFC Blood Oath.

Hey Josh, you eat that delicious KFC yet?

Sure have man! I enjoyed every moment!

Yeah, I’m sure! You think the KFC Blood Oath will be repaid tonight, or tomorrow morning?

Oh tonight for sure!!

by the teli May 25, 2022