Drag finger

When you wipe your ass from the front and use your middle finger to snag every last particle of poo.

Mark: What do you mean you wipe your ass from the front? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Mitch: Hells ya, I gotta utilalize my drag finger!

by plansant February 16, 2019

memory drag

A person memory drags 3 to 4 bad ideas before it finds the one good. This happens with age. My dad used to have great ideas. Now he's dumb as fuck!

I will come up with a good idea tomorrow after my memory drags for the rest of the day.

by QJO July 13, 2017

drag leg

To take someone ankles and drag them into a dark room, usually done as a prank to someone afraid of the dark.

Drag his leg man
Nooo!!! I'm scared of the dark
drag leg sucks

by Tickle King October 27, 2013

Dragging The Caber

When an exceptionally well-endowed man wears a kilt in the traditional style and ends up dragging the tip of his member through the dirt.

Abe took me to the Highland Games where we both wore traditional Scottish dress. It wasn't until I looked back and saw the trench between his footprints that I realized Abe had been dragging the caber for the last half mile.

by MaryTodd1818 April 25, 2021

drag the mouse

the act of using the mouse to fast forward porn on websites to get to the good stuff.

this german porn had way to much dialog. i had to drag the mouse to get to hairy bush.

by [e-mail] January 26, 2012

Drag the Brad

The male version of a snail trail where a guy's pre-ejaculate leaves a wet spot on his underwear, or other surfaces (e.g. a blanket, couch cushion, a partner, etc.) typically after heavy petting or teasing.

That lap dance made me drag the Brad.

by Jesterlestat September 14, 2019

Drag jesus

Villanelle going borderline insane and seeing DRAG JESUS who is a vision of herself in god form

Super hot jesussy

I have a big fat raging crush on drag jesus

by Villanelles wife (real) March 11, 2022