Edward Cullen

A pasty dude who stalked a girl for the whole first movie, then scarred her for life by telling her that he’s a vampire and that he watches her sleep.
Hey that one dude from Washington state looks a bit like Edward Cullen with his pasty skin
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Edward Cullen

= a stalker

In the Twilight series Edward Cullen is somehow stalking Bella Swan.
Don't be such an Edward Cullen and leave me alone!!
Can you please go, you're not Edward Cullen!
If you want to impress me, you can't stalk me like that, you're not Edward Cullen!
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Edward Cullen

Twilight (Edward Cullen)
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Edward Cullen

An Edward Cullen is a super hot, kind, Loving, Badass guy.
Hey that guy over there is SUPER hot!
Yeah he’s a total Edward Cullen!!
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Edward Cullen

He sparkles.Thinks sleeping is fascinating.Is a vampire
Edward Cullen is creepy
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Cullening

To Cullen/Cullening (Verb)

To act like Cullen: rage quit, act like a cry-baby, be annoying, want to argue, like arguments, want to make people go and be mad and angry, act goofy, be totally irrelevant.
Person1: "Nah famalam! Bohumír is cullening again, what a bozo."
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cullening

The invocation of an autonomic sexual response via mention of a fictional bloodsucker.
Bro 1: Dude, did you check out that piece in Seventeen magazine? The Twilight expose?

Bro 2: Yo that shit was like mad cullening! I had to walk all hunchback out of my dentist's to keep my dignity.
by chironfrost April 24, 2014
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