Commit Dead Baby

The act of dying, and or killing someone in discrete manner. Often by the proxy of overmedicating.

Did you hear about Ginger? Turns out she pulled a Commit Dead Baby. I guess she shouldn’t have taken all that birth control.

by BenDober September 4, 2019

go commit die

if someone says this, go commit die

person 1: eqwedfghjgtq3erdityuf
person 2: go commit die

by yous3rname September 29, 2021

you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people

What say you in your defense?

Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 November 28, 2021

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self belief!!!《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self belief!!!《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self belief!!!《.7.9.7.6.》

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025

Commit a crime against capitalism

Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.

Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.

by Sexydimma November 26, 2022

false-hope-commitment

when you break off every other relationship you have for one person you hope to date in the future and then realize how unlikely a relationship is with them.

a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.

did you see them they look like their suffering from false-hope-commitment

by Anarchon March 17, 2021

Micro-Commitment Crisis

The sudden panic that hits when someone asks you to make a harmless, tiny decision, like choosing a pen color, picking a Spotify queue song, or deciding which side of a sandwich to eat first, and your brain temporarily shuts down as if you’re negotiating peace treaties.

“Bro asked me to pick a playlist and I had a full micro-commitment crisis.”

by yo.its.furk December 3, 2025