Block Cock

When somebodies dick is an odd shape.

i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).
Dude did you see David's block cock on the internet?
by iiAvolition April 28, 2016
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Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.
Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.
by darkestbeforedawn June 11, 2015
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Blocked Cock

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.
"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"
by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023
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Dry cock blocking

)Dry cock blocking )is cock blocking lowkey .down low .when someone making sure yu don’t get laid
I was in the driver seat i was going to get laid Den bob called Carla to come i know bob was “dry cock blocking
by Big Z’s February 25, 2019
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Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.
I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.
by doubledecker100 March 09, 2011
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Cock Block Supreme

This is the nickname for the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic of 2020. Cause really no time in history has there been more of an obstacle for a guy to get laid.
Man I can't remember the last time I banged. I mean the Cock Block Supreme just keeps going and going.
by Noremac1981 December 08, 2020
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cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
by Romandell October 22, 2017
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