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cable

Something you pay $50 to get 60 extra channels you don't get. You might watch only 2-3 of the extra channels. So you basicly pay $25-$17 a month for the channels you are watching. Also used to get internet. Little kids, ussualy thow fits if they don't have it. You're better off without it.
1. I get 90 channels on my T.V!
2. I only watch ESPN
3. I have cable internet it's so fast!
4. Little kid: Boo Hoo :bawls: I :gulp: don't get :cries: cable :bawls:
by tviswasteful May 21, 2005
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Carleen

A symbiotic human form organism that is capable of projecting herself as a silent Gothic-style emo. She is silent and somewhat partially rational. She doesn't show his... I'm sorry her emotions but she can cry and smile. She loves anime and her seatmates are Liezyl and Jean Berly.
Hey! Carleen is doing acrobats!
by Battle Goose March 1, 2019
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Carbie

One who is hopelessly addicted to carbohydrates and sugar; ignoring every sound nutritional fact known to man. Carbies often roam solo & in packs, endlessly gorging on the sweet tasting poisons they love.
Look at all the carbies at Olive Garden
by Daysnnight March 1, 2020
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Go die in hole with no cable

a smart-ass remark just to be funny
" i freking hate you , go die in hole with NO cable. "
"you know what ?! you can go die in hole wiht NO cable! "
by Bachow ! August 9, 2009
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Carbla*FLEM*k Films

A filmaking group who has given themselves carte blanche throughout a year of pure stupidity.
The freedom to do whatever the hell you want!!!
Man 1: Dude, check it out, Carbla*FLEM*k Films just came out with an awesome video called Karate Kidz (with a z)
Man 2: NICE!!! I love those guys; they're so stupid!
by youknowi'mcreative May 27, 2011
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cable normalization specialist

1. Generic term for an individual who was granted a position because of nepotism, Affirmative Action quotas, job lottery, etc. but has no marketable skills and contributes nothing to the company.

2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.
The "Cable Normalization Specialist" decided that rules were over-rated and he could have his six-year-old design the system while he had a beer.
by jmengle March 28, 2016
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