Cock block

My step father

He is a huge cock block

by Blank nightie December 2, 2024

Cock block

Someone who prevents another person from getting some cock.

Sue!! Yes Mel. What do you think you’re doing? I’m trying to pick up that Dutch sailor and you keep cock blocking me. What tha fuck??

by Dazza Vich December 22, 2018

Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011

Cock block

A person that comes between you and your boyfriend/girlfriend

I kept tryna talk to my girl but Maria kept being a cock block

by Rere272728 April 25, 2019

Block Cock

When somebodies dick is an odd shape.

i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).

Dude did you see David's block cock on the internet?

by iiAvolition May 25, 2016

Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.

Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)

by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019

Cock Block By Da Big Mitch

A swift and brutal blow to ones relationship on the bus driven by only anger found deep deep down in ones inner demons. One is taken from there lover and repurposed never to hold or kiss again. This can sometimes cause a man to take action into their own hands but only to be further punished by the Big Mitch.

Did you really get a cock block by da big Mitch

by Scuba Steve eats children March 6, 2019