Brazilian Chili Bowl

The shaved female "Blumpkin".
Taking place on the toilet, when the waxed "man in the boat" recieves a licking while at the same time she (the oral receipient) takes a DUMPle stiltskin.

It takes a steady chin and a strong neck, but in thanks for shaving, my brother was able to give his girlfriend the best Brazilian Chili Bowl of her life.

by sinikalsin October 22, 2008

brazilian goal

having sex in a goal

see that girl over there
...yea...
i brazilian goaled that
goooooolllllllllassssssooooo

by asdfjkl;asdfstupid April 9, 2008

Brazilian Blow Dry

When a lady passes wind into your face during intercourse

Bro, last night Leticia Brazilian Blow Dry 'd me right in the face, shit was like being in a wind tunnel.

by DubSTEPZ August 16, 2016

Brazilian Hot Pocket

When someone sits on a nuclear reactor in Brazil and turns their asshole into a mutated monster with a 781 foot dick. The person is now called a host and the monster then shoves the 781 foot dick in the host's mouth, killing him/her with radioactive cum. Now the host's flesh is the crust and the filling is cum. Just like the Hot Pockets in my closet!

I was sitting on a nuclear reactor in my basement and got turned into a Brazilian Hot Pocket. Now I'm fucking dead.

by 89 year old bay 777 January 17, 2019

Brazilian No Furry Week

In Brazil, you cannot be a furry from the 23th to the 29th of november.

He can't be a furry this week, it's Brazilian No Furry Week.

by jajajajjajajajajajajjagasgdhth November 24, 2020

Brazilian corn dog

An act in which a female with an aggressive yeast infection shoves a wooden stick with a hot dog on it up inside her, then pulling it out, cooking it, and feeding it to her significant other.

“Hey Dave wanna go get a Brazilian corn dog?”
“Nah Brain there always to salty”

by Dumbfuck82 January 5, 2022

Brazilian Bike Ride

A act of the most horrifying sort. The bike rider is placed anus first upon a seatless bike's seat post until it is fully inside them. They are then pushed down a very steep (and preferably Rocky) hill.

Bimmy: Dude Jimmy's in the hospital!
Wimmy: Oh no why?
Bimmy: Someone gave him a Brazilian Bike Ride
Wimmy: Oh no!

by UNCLEbrotherCousin January 20, 2020