Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.

Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)

by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019

Cock Block

When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.

Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.

fuck.

cock block

by Hellawo December 13, 2017

Cock block

My step father

He is a huge cock block

by Blank nightie December 2, 2024

Cock block

Abbie Snelling

“Man I was trying to get this girls number but I got cock blocked”

“Oh did abbie get in the way”

by Abbie Snelling June 9, 2019

Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.

A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.

by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020

Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.

Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.

by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015

Cyber-Cock-Blocking

Cyber-Cock-Blocking or ‘Organized’ / ‘Gang/Group/Community -Cock-Blocking’ is a set of thoughts, observations or systematic patterns that surface to the attention of ‘cock-blocked’ targets and/or victims who experience gangs, groups with military-like efforts & tactics that are designed to make an individual have no contact with the opposing sex. Meaning no conversations or anything between a guy-girl (most cases) or girl-guy scenario.. Nothing. The victim, their identity, appearance, location & bio is dispatched to collective teams that grow larger & larger nationally, connected & communicate via social media internet app services allowing them to covertly harass invade & illegally strip a persons rights to freedom away from them.. Using manipulative cowards in a group to gang stalk watch follow threaten take away any human interaction MAINLY the sexual dating flirty type relationships & friendships in a persons life. Relentless, sadistic & demonic force to forever stop a single male or female from having ZERO sex/sexual acquaintances for the rest of their lives..

Yo have you heard what Alex has been saying about his hacked email accounts/social media profiles ? He said he’s a victim of cyber-cock-blocking & is being targeted by groups & gangs of people throughout the “dark web” in order to have a group cock-block him from chicks he wants to talk/chill with.

by llamalldon August 6, 2023