The shaved female "Blumpkin".
Taking place on the toilet, when the waxed "man in the boat" recieves a licking while at the same time she (the oral receipient) takes a DUMPle stiltskin.
Taking place on the toilet, when the waxed "man in the boat" recieves a licking while at the same time she (the oral receipient) takes a DUMPle stiltskin.
It takes a steady chin and a strong neck, but in thanks for shaving, my brother was able to give his girlfriend the best Brazilian Chili Bowl of her life.
by sinikalsin October 22, 2008

having sex in a goal
by asdfjkl;asdfstupid April 9, 2008

by Shweemteam February 2, 2016

When someone sits on a nuclear reactor in Brazil and turns their asshole into a mutated monster with a 781 foot dick. The person is now called a host and the monster then shoves the 781 foot dick in the host's mouth, killing him/her with radioactive cum. Now the host's flesh is the crust and the filling is cum. Just like the Hot Pockets in my closet!
I was sitting on a nuclear reactor in my basement and got turned into a Brazilian Hot Pocket. Now I'm fucking dead.
by 89 year old bay 777 January 17, 2019

by jajajajjajajajajajajjagasgdhth November 24, 2020

A act of the most horrifying sort. The bike rider is placed anus first upon a seatless bike's seat post until it is fully inside them. They are then pushed down a very steep (and preferably Rocky) hill.
Bimmy: Dude Jimmy's in the hospital!
Wimmy: Oh no why?
Bimmy: Someone gave him a Brazilian Bike Ride
Wimmy: Oh no!
Wimmy: Oh no why?
Bimmy: Someone gave him a Brazilian Bike Ride
Wimmy: Oh no!
by UNCLEbrotherCousin January 20, 2020

by jajajajjajajajajajajjagasgdhth November 24, 2020
