Magic Abe

A combination of the houdini and Abe Lincoln. When having sex with a girl from behind, you spit on her back or find some other way into making her think you've ejaculated on her, then cover his face in man juice when she turns around. You then throw pubes on her face (pre-cut or ripped out mid-intercourse if you're manly) which will stick to the semen, giving her an Abe Lincoln beard.

I gave Macee the old Magic Abe last night...needless to say, she'll probably never take her eyes off of me while we're fucking again.

by DirtyFithlyEvilAwful July 15, 2010

Ab Ho

an individual,male or female,who excessively uses abbreviations in IM conversations.

Tom:wil u b OL L8r? r c u F2F 2moro?
Sam: Not if you keep talking like an ab ho you won't!

by anightonearth June 14, 2006

Abe Lincoln

While having sex with a woman in the rear entry position, the sexual act of withdrawling the penis immediately prior to orgasm and ejaculating with enough range to "shoot" her in the back of the head.

My girlfriend was pissed because she had to wash her hair again after I gave her an "Abe Lincoln."

by J&N'SBUDDY May 12, 2007

Ab-lounged

Describing someone who is amazingly fit

Dude that guy is totally ab-lounged!

by Kimmayy February 28, 2008

abe lincoln

Slang for any kind of sports drink, but Gatorade brand in particular.

"Pass me some of that abe lincoln, I need to emancipate my thirst."

by Frisco Pete October 21, 2007

abe lincoln

this one requires a little preparation. you shave your own pubes. then ya save them. at the point of load blowage you goo on the girlies face and quickly throw your pubes. BAM-- good ol' abe lincoln.

after that abe lincoln i was choking on short and curlies for DAYS!!!!!

by bean flicker July 21, 2006

Abe Lincoln

When the "male" jizzes on a woman's chin and then rips out his pubes and lovingly puts them on her jizz covered chin thus, making a beard like Honest Abe's.

Ronan gave Nicole lane an Abe Lincoln on saturday.

by rusaidmj November 16, 2006