Human: I got a nice dog bruh
Human 2: Oh boi what kind!?
Human:Yes
Human 2: Ah, such a nice breed *Stares at humans dog* Yes
Human 2: Oh boi what kind!?
Human:Yes
Human 2: Ah, such a nice breed *Stares at humans dog* Yes
by SansySansPansy October 27, 2019
A great companion that is fluffy and has amazing paws but when you two get a little closer, I’d say after haven’t got two years, you two kick things off and have sex under the moon lit covers then things get intense and your neighbor walks in on yours two fucking when he sees it he calls the police but you’re like oh shit please god no it’s not what it looks like but then your neighbor says oh fuck I was calling the cops so I could get their permission to fuck with you and I want to get front if you don’t mind but then you say no go fuck my cat Instead but then the neighbor gets jealous and and grabs the sword and slices your dick off so you can’t fuck the dog anymore and takes the dog by the sneaky big red and sticks it in his butt hole but the neighbor ain’t having none of that and your remember that you left the stove on so you grab the pan on the stove and press it against his dick and the neighbor screams so you screams and after all this the dog gets adopted
by Fartfuckle123 October 16, 2019
Michael Vick's "fighting machines".
Person 1 Did you hear what happened to Michael Vick?
Person 2 Yea that cruel f****r organizes dog fights!
Person 2 Yea that cruel f****r organizes dog fights!
by I Love Animals November 02, 2007
1) People who think they are tight, try really hard to be cool, etc
2) Literally can mean "tight" when not talking about people who try and be tight, also subs for "Ok, sounds good"
2) Literally can mean "tight" when not talking about people who try and be tight, also subs for "Ok, sounds good"
1) Middle class student: Who won that football game today?
Other middle class student: The dogs kids...so tight...except not.
2) Person: Hey, I got a 95% on the chem test!
Me: Dogs.
3) Person:We are hanging out tonight right?
Me: Dogs.
Other middle class student: The dogs kids...so tight...except not.
2) Person: Hey, I got a 95% on the chem test!
Me: Dogs.
3) Person:We are hanging out tonight right?
Me: Dogs.
by optimusprimexo January 31, 2010
Totally not sexual. Honest.
To knowingly put someone under undue stress. Because you're a dog. Scumbag.
To knowingly put someone under undue stress. Because you're a dog. Scumbag.
by NTTTTT March 12, 2014
annoying animals that bark.and your neighbors complain when yours barks.then your mom yells at you when you make your dog bark
mom:dont let the dogs bark the neighbors will complain
me: **rings doorbell numerous times** ohh.sorry
me: **rings doorbell numerous times** ohh.sorry
by chillalove February 23, 2009
A four-legged mammal, kept as a companion and a pet. Also detects diseases and gives love and affection to owners.
by VelocityLuxor January 29, 2016