A nuclear turtle refers to a nuclear turd that won't quite launch. The missile is armed, the silo doors are open, but instead of launching, the head of the nuclear turd peeks out, much like a turtle in its shell. At this point, the nuclear turd has morphed into a nuclear turtle.
The silo doors are open, but my nuclear turd won't launch, looks like I've got a nuclear turtle.
I've been waiting on this nuclear turd for half an hour, I guess its now officially a nuclear turtle.
I've been waiting on this nuclear turd for half an hour, I guess its now officially a nuclear turtle.
by Dr. Strangedump October 18, 2010
A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.
by terd-dul hed October 27, 2003
A prefix attached to the names of anti-gay conservatives who tend to use absurd comparisons between bestiality and same-sex marriage to vilify gays and lesbians.
Origins: Prepared remarks for Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) to be delivered to the Heritage Foundation included the following statement:
"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."
Although Cornyn never used the remarks, the speech caught attention on liberal blogs, especially after the speechwriter, Ben Domenech, was fired from the WashingtonPost.com blog for his history of plagiarism. It is still not clear whether the box turtle remark was original to Domenech, or lifted from somewhere else.
Origins: Prepared remarks for Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) to be delivered to the Heritage Foundation included the following statement:
"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."
Although Cornyn never used the remarks, the speech caught attention on liberal blogs, especially after the speechwriter, Ben Domenech, was fired from the WashingtonPost.com blog for his history of plagiarism. It is still not clear whether the box turtle remark was original to Domenech, or lifted from somewhere else.
by corprip March 29, 2006
by 3k racer May 06, 2005
by patty wagon February 10, 2008
1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.
2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.
2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.
by The Watcher April 04, 2003
Turtle Boy refers to a statue in downtown Worcester, Ma of a boy either riding or "riding" a large sea turtle.
According to the city of Worcester and those few souls left in this town with a degree of snobbishness, the boy is riding the turtle.
According to anyone who passes by it and looks, the boy is fucking that turtle and the turtle is giving one hell of an "o-face!"
Proponents of the riding theory point to the fact that the boy, while naked, has his penis hidden by the turtle.
Proponents of the "riding" theory point to the fact that yes, the penis is hiden...in the fucking turtle.
While the turtle is making an "O-face" the boy is smiling slyly and smacking the ass....er shell I guess.
Strangely enough, the statue was made by the same guy who did the Lincoln Memorial in DC....which makes me think something is seriously sick about the Lincoln Memorial in DC.
According to the city of Worcester and those few souls left in this town with a degree of snobbishness, the boy is riding the turtle.
According to anyone who passes by it and looks, the boy is fucking that turtle and the turtle is giving one hell of an "o-face!"
Proponents of the riding theory point to the fact that the boy, while naked, has his penis hidden by the turtle.
Proponents of the "riding" theory point to the fact that yes, the penis is hiden...in the fucking turtle.
While the turtle is making an "O-face" the boy is smiling slyly and smacking the ass....er shell I guess.
Strangely enough, the statue was made by the same guy who did the Lincoln Memorial in DC....which makes me think something is seriously sick about the Lincoln Memorial in DC.
There is no way that the statue is anything other than a boy fucking a turtle. Everyone who sees Turtle Boy knows that it is a statue of a boy fucking a turtle.
By the way....this is no joke, seriously, Worcester has a statue of a boy fucking a turtle
By the way....this is no joke, seriously, Worcester has a statue of a boy fucking a turtle
by Thropy April 07, 2009