Southern Louisiana Lizard

The act of jerking off your lizard with hot sauce, usually Louisiana hot sauce.

Last night I decided to switch it up and do a Southern Louisiana Lizard. It was excellent!!

by SlipperyD November 16, 2017

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Louisiana Mud Buggin

A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina then fucks her.

The moon’s full baby, lets go Louisiana mud buggin tonight!

by Good on’ May 5, 2020

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Plain dealing Louisiana

Is a small town north of Shreveport Louisiana

Plain dealing Louisiana defined as - full of crackheads and whores

by Sprinkle berry March 18, 2019

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Louisiana slip and slide

Take a bath in bacon grease then have sex with your cousin ,or with a dog.

That damn redneck keeps on doing the Louisiana slip and slide .

by rainbow shithead May 6, 2019

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The action of performing oral sex on male genitalia with the male genitalia in the back of the throat, causing vomiting on the genitals. Then gathering the vomit back into your mouth, and continuing to perform oral sex, causing ejaculation. Then you use the mix of semen and vomit to spit it in your partner’s mouth. They then will swallow and digest the vomen (vomit and semen) until the next day. You are now ready to enjoy (eat) your “Louisiana Lip Smacker”.

“Hey, you here that Ivan had his first Louisiana Lip Smacker yesterday?”
“Really? That’s wild.”
“Yeah”

by love u mama July 4, 2019

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Louisiana Shish-kebab

A sexual act in which a male inserts his Liberian flagpole through the vaginal cavity or rectum of a woman and the tip emerges from the mouth, thus turning her into a Louisana Shish-kebab.

Friend: Yo, what the fuck happened to our science teacher?
Man: Well, right after I gave her the ol’ trusty Knuckle Spider, I turned her into a Louisiana Shish-kebab.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Man: We were fucking and the tip just popped out the other end like a skewer in a Shish-kebab.

by BustMyCashew37.5 November 7, 2018

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