Landon

A twig ridden, very narrow minded individual, also commonly referred to as a chode.

Wow look over there it’s a Landon!

by Stealyourmommy69 July 25, 2021

Landon k

A man that is charming, with a sense of humor that can make girls blush. But fucking sassy as shit and sometimes you wanna smack the shit out of.

Landon k is so cute

by Queersforlife October 7, 2023

Landon

A girl with a fat ass and great personality she also real funny and cool

Person: Man Landon a fatty
Person: damn right

by Daddycumsss October 7, 2019

landon the wand

a person named Landon who has a wand and a wand and a wand and a wand. we could assume that Landon has a wand

-Landon has a wand
-ok- landon the wand

by estoy fukin him October 4, 2023

Landon

Is the type of person to be late to almost anything, is a very protective person that all ways knows how to warm a girls heart. Is a people person that likes to hang out over the weekends, that is always nice to the one he loves.

Is that landon, he is kinda hot. I might be able to fuck him.

by Someone that really hangs February 4, 2020

Landon

Landon is an annoying mf he may stalk you (Follow you everywhere) he is also very emotional don’t ever date a Landon bc they are weird asf and ugly asf and they also talk a lot of shit and they are really bad at sports😬

Ew is that Landon he’s annoying

by Jaylzzze October 29, 2019

Landon

A hot man who gets all the girls and everyone loves him. He also has big pee pee. He poops alot too.

Hi landon.

by MANDNKW October 6, 2020